just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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