We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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