I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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