Got a toothbrush?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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