im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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