I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I want to fling myself into the sun
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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