Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
It's blow job season.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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