did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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