Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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