Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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