Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
