Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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