I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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