if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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