remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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