I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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