I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Come see our sink grown plant.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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