Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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