i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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