It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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