i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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