I hate your face
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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