dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We just shotgunned beers for America
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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