I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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