She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
