your thong is hanging out like whoa
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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