your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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me + whiskey = a bad person
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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