We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize