that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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