Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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