Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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