do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He passed out mid-signature
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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