I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I need moral support for this bender
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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