so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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