"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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