Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
