***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
just come out here and I will go home with you...
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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