Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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