STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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