we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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Party on wayne
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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