the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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