STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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