Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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