i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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