She is in my trunk
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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