i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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