K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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