puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
