Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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