The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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