I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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