i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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