I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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