We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have demons in me.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
