We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
